Monday, July 28, 2008

Before and After: Fashion Ediseeyon!

Before: Vintage Air Force pins not used since the '70s (they were actually just my dad's but I wanted to call them Vintage)Before: Boring old shirt worn 7 days a week (ok, thats an exaggeration, but you get the idea): a blah shirt



After: Brilliant Black Shirt, layered with a deep neck V in contrasting color (white here) and accented with two GORGEOUS "US" or "SU" = US and SU... or.. SUSU pins! Voila, you are the next MK&Ashley trendsetters.


You are now ready to hit the clubs, club heads! **Sidenote, this is also helpful for the communications that will result from these pins as hot guys and girls alike will swarm around you and compliment you on your pins and you can calmly and modestly (remember those are two central tenants of DMMO) respond, "Thank you! I wanted to show my support for our troops in Iraq. Also, they sort of spell SUSU if you think about it, so I thought it was funny." If they still want to talk about how great you look and the story behind the pins, then how great it will be to offer to them "they actually belonged to my father who served in the ________ war (insert the war that applies to your father: Civil, WWI, WWII, Vietnam, Korean, Iraq, War - the card game, the war between Lauren and Heidi, the war of the dinosaurs... whatever was most around the time your father was in his younger days, or just whatever floats your boat.

THEN, since we're going there, what you need to do next is: assess who is presenting themself to you and either (1) continue conversation if you see yourself willing to let yourself get started by this person or of course if they are already getting you started... or to let him/her/it get one of your FRIENDS started OR (2) hand them your DMMO card (see a previous entry) and walk away. No explanation needed. They were lucky enough to have gotten that much time out of you as it is.

Moving on. Now... you had a fun night, you party hardied, you don't know where 3+ hours of your life went, when you find yourself walking somewhere by yourself on the Lower Eastside of Manhattan and its morning now, you took a picture of Kelly falling down at the club, you were turning the lights on and off at the Korean restaurant only to leave them a nice surprise under the table later (all true stories)... all in all agreat, fun night! Ok.. but... BUT... the celebration is not over yet, what about a nice brunch with all the friends to remedy those hangovers and talk about all the sexy attention the person who wore the shirt with the pins pictured above, got and find out about who(s) he took home with him that night. Anyway, yes, brunch would be a great idea - on a separate delicious dish tag post, I'll go into a discussion on brunches and more... there are many places to recommend, but lets keep our eyes on the prize here, and that is fashion, gorgeouses (most of you...).

OK, so to continue the theme as from the night, but to a more casual interpretation which would be more appropriate for a brunch. Go with the different pin so that your friends don't get on your case about wearing the same outfit and talk about how they are embarrassed to be seen with you.

This is a simple little detail to turn that white polo into a fabulous white polsies.


Right?! Now... I realize these may not be so revolutionary. Women have been wearing brooches for years and men do wear pins every now and then. BUT the key difference is 1) these pins I chose are asthetically pleasing, graphic-looking, and overall cool. 2) The other pins are probably stupid dorky pins that try to state a cheesy message or a joke which is just NOT cute (unless its the DMMO or DGMS pins... coming in 2009) and 3) I am writing about this idea right now and endorsing it, so now that you know that I like this look... YOU can go out and like this look! The idea becomes cooler with my endorsement, get it? Anyway, these pins were added to my shirts because 1) I have been down in SD for a while, longer than I anticipated to be, and I didn't bring enough of my clothes down from LA to wear so I was getting BORED and didn't want to embarass not only myself by wearing boring clothes that I've been seen in too many times to count, but also the friends who would be seen with me! I'm too good of a friend to do that to them - shoot they already have to be seen with my face and have to angle photo shots off a 51 story building in order for it render an acceptable photo, but anyway thats another story... and 2) I want to wait to go shopping until I get into better shape, so lets just say... I've been waiting for a while. Don't even get me started!! But what you CAN allow to get started... is this trend of cool pins on shirts. They're a make yourself over.... instant.... classic.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Lay it on me like a Lead X-Ray Bib at the Dentists



With the economy on the down, I've been inspired by many of Don't Make Me Over's fans sharing the strides they are making in managing their personal finances - from vowing to return shoes only recently ordered and not even worn, to a do-it-yourself Starbucks that is described as absolutely disgusting, but then as evidenced by the photograph, is completely consumed; from seriously debating the pros and cons of whether or not to get a sofa for your totally empty living room to forgoing a first class upgrade for a return flight from Paris. Seriously, you guys are making the tough sacrifices in life and you are my inspiration!

But you know where else I get inspiration for financial freedom? From personal finance television personalities. And who is my favorite to top them all? None other than Suze Orman. Thanks again to this new discovery Hulu, I offer you another video. This one is dedicated in two parts: 1) To our talented blogetrix at our sister blog, The Newlyweds - with the hopes that this Suze Orman parody video is more aligned with your psyche and 2) To the Do You Love It blogetrix - may this Shia LeBufa appearance get you started.

In all seriousness, though, I am really letting myself get started by learning about making smart investments. It's one area where I can be pretty happy to feel like I'm turning into my dad. Love watching Suze Orman, Jim Kramer, and Donny Deutsch (good ideas for Don't Make Me Over Branding Strategy 2008). Because let me tell you one thing, ladies, and that is this: Make yourselves over, maybe let your closest friends make you over on an as needed case-by-case basis, but don't you EVER... let your personal finances... make you over.

Don't get me started!



Wow - I was never able to find a lot of these videos, but I just discovered this new site called hulu - and I am now able to offer this to you readers. I guess they are able to post the copyrighted videos, because you have to watch through ads every now and then, but hey, its worth it!

Viewing this is SO essential, not only to getting into MY psyche, but into the psyche of the talented blogetrix over at our sister blog, the critically acclaimed Do You Love It! (Don't Even Get me Started).

Enjoy and don't get me started!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Song that Started a Revolution

Ms. Dionne Warwick




Remix!

Takes one to know one! Takes one, takes one...

me (2:44:55 AM): if we had business cards
me (2:45:00 AM): that just said "don't make me over"
me (2:45:04 AM): not even with our names
me (2:45:15 AM): and whenever some loser tries to befriend or date us
me (2:45:18 AM): we can just had them that card
me (2:45:23 AM): and say "here's my card"
friend (2:45:26 AM): OHHHHH
friend (2:45:30 AM): that's a gooood one
me (2:45:31 AM): their reply: "oh, but you don't have any info on it?"
friend (2:45:32 AM): hahahaha
friend (2:45:36 AM): yeah
friend (2:45:38 AM): then you say
friend (2:45:40 AM): "exactly."
me (2:45:41 AM): "yeah: do NOT make me over."
me (2:45:53 AM): omg whenever i think of these sassy sayings i always hear it in your voice
me (2:45:56 AM): i love it
friend (2:46:00 AM): HAHHA
friend (2:46:02 AM): you're crazy
me (2:46:25 AM): takes one to know one!
me (2:46:28 AM): takes one takes one
friend (2:46:30 AM): i knowww :)

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Before and After

For my inaugural Before and After post, I thought of one as a tribute to one of our favorite people and one of our favorite activities: Suzanne Somers and gym... NASTICS!

Suzanne Somersault


















Suzanne Somers

















Somersault

I thought about posting a video for the somersault portion, but I didn't feel ready to introduce motion onto my blog at this point in time. On another note: I wonder if Suzanne Somers was ever a gymnast. If she ever was, or even if she wasn't, wouldn't it be great if they introduced a certain type/style of somersault that they called the "Suzanne Somersault?"

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Who the hell is Pete?

I would like to welcome everyone to my psyche! There is limited admission to my psyche and admission is granted only to those who agree to sign a contract to not even TRY to make me over. There is no room for that in here. Some of you may not know: my psyche recently underwent renovations! The head designer was famous Canadian designer Candace Olson (not to be confused with the Olsen twins), host of popular HGTV show, Divine Design!



















For my first entry, I thought I'd introduce you to a fine young man. You can call him Pedro or Pete and he is my grandpa!

It's funny because "Pete" is like my grandpa's American name, but its like, what's so hard about saying Pedro? And even some of our relatives will call him "Uncle Pete" and I'm just thinking like, who the hell is Pete? Anyway, in his spare time, Pete loves to garden, climb over fences, get into fights with his adult children, complain about how his doctor took away his driver's license and start to cry almost every time I visit him. He also loves going to Las Vegas and Laughlin with his sexy Senior Citizen friends. He is 92 years old, I think. If you ever want some umpilya, merlitons, cherry tomatoes, baguio beans or other vegetables, he will happily give you some! Just don't ask him about what he thinks about some of his other relatives, because to that, he might just reply: Don't even get me started!